Popping popcorn c:

thevolutionofnerdy:

deaneggsandsam:

no but could you imagine one of the quidditch team members saying “knock on wood” and they all just hit oliver before a big match

I’m almost a thousand percent sure the Weasley twins did that at some point

(via hopeyou-findthatswimmingpool)

porkskins:

madgirl-without-a-box:

porkskins:

has anyone actually had a neighbor thats asked to borrow sugar

no but one time my neighbor arrived with 56 packages of sugar saying there was a sale and he gave us 10 for free

your neighbor is the type of person we read about in math books

(via eyeswidee-shut)

everydreamstartswithdisney:

Are we not going to talk about how funny this scene was in the movie? This is the most underrated conversation in this movie.

(via lady-lindsanity)

ashtonshugedick:

my parents were arguing today and my mom said that Justin Timberlake wouldn’t treat her like this

(via unpoeticallydying)

iamwizz:

The year is 2060. iPhone 842 is released. The screen touches you

(via distraction)

stability:

people who feel comfortable pooping anywhere other than their house are not to be trifled with

(Source: stability, via hotboyproblems)

pumpkin mousse pie 

(Source: knockingawesome, via that-warm-and-cozy-feeling)

hvrted:

I wish I had google as a brain

(Source: wastery, via lilostitchs)

hotboyproblems:

whos:

hotboyproblems:

whos going to kiss me on new years eve

no im not

oh

(Source: hotboyproblems, via trust)

"I hope you fall in love
With someone who always texts back and never lets
You fall asleep thinking you’re
Unwanted.
I hope you fall in love with someone
Who holds your hand during the scary parts of
Horror movies and burns
Cookies with you when you’re
Too busy dancing around the
Kitchen.
I hope you fall in love with
Someone who sees galaxies in your eyes
And hears music in your
Heartbeats.
I hope you fall in love with someone who
Tickles you and makes you smile
On hard days and on easy
Ones.
But beyond all that I hope
You fall in love with someone
Who will never leave you behind
And who will never take you
For granted, someone who
Will stand by you when you’re
Right and stand by you
When you’re wrong,
Someone who has seen you at your worst
And has loved you
Still.
I hope you fall in love
With someone who
Kisses you in the rain
And hugs you in the cold and
Wouldn’t have you any other
Way."

Wouldn’t It Be Wonderful, l.h.k. (via bl-ossomed)

(Source: ive-been-john-watsoned, via br0kenwallfl0wer)

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